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Shay hold out a little longer haha :D
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Me & My Dad telling My Step Mom I'm Gay
- Step Mom: Our Server was checking you out, Haley.
- Me: Uh, that's nice.
- Step Mom: What, you don't think he's cute?
- Dad: She's Gay Tammy.
- (Awkward Silence)
- Step-Mom: Well whats so good about eating Pussy?
- Me: Excu-
- Dad: Tammy, my daughter is gay. She eats Pussy; Yes, but it's not just about eating Pussy. She loves the Pussy, she admires the Pussy, she tends to the Pussy, she moves inside the Pussy . . . She is one with the Pussy, because, my daughter is Gay . . . She loves the Pussy.
- (Longest Awkward Silence Ever)
- Me: You said Pussy like 5 times . . .
- Dad: 8 times Hunny, now finish your Burger.
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